Elephant jokes

Here are some great elephant jokes:

An elephant always remembers, but what animal always forgets?
An owl, because ifs always saying “Who? Who?’

If an elephant crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back again, what is it?
A dirty double-crosser.

If storks bring human babies, what bring baby elephants?
Cranes.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a dog?
An animal that remembers where it buried its bones.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a flea?
Lots of very worried dogs.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a ghost?
A big nothing.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a goldfish?
Swimming trunks.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a goose?
An animal that honks before it runs you over.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a gooseberry?
A pie that never forgets.

What did Mrs Elephant say to Mr Elephant?
I hear the thunder of tiny feet.’

What did the banana do when the elephant chased it?
The banana split.

What did the elephant say when it was bitten by a snake?
Nothing: elephants can’t talk.

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