Elephant jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a budgie?
A messy cage.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a bus-driver?
A trunk an’ driver.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a cactus?
The biggest porcupine in the world.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a canary?
I don’t know, but when it sings, it makes a terrible noise!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a caretaker?
A 2-ton corridor sweeper.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very scared mice.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a chicken?
Enough feathers to fill a duvet.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a cockerel?
An animal that wakes people living in the next town.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a computer?
A 4-ton know-all.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a cow?
I don’t know; but you have to stand up to milk it!

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